{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the beaver say to the tree?","punchline":"It's been nice gnawing you.","id":166}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man run around his bed?","punchline":"Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!","id":329}
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{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}