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{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call corn that joins the army?","punchline":"Kernel.","id":223}
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