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The Bombardment of Tripoli is a military operation of the Kingdom of France which took place between July 20 and July 27, 1728 against the current city of Tripoli, in Libya.
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Charles Symmes was an American-born business owner and politician in Quebec. Considered the father of Aylmer, Quebec he was its mayor from 1855 to 1858 and again from 1860 to 1862.
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